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Sunday, March 07, 2010

The Oscars Suck Like The Whores At Its Afterparty

The Academy AwardsTM are currently underway where actors and movie producers self-gratify each other on live TV, letting the entire planet know how great they are because, evidently, being multi-multi-millionaires just isn't enough. So how about I put the Oscars in pespective for all those in attendance at the Kodak Theatre.

There were 518 movies released in 2009. Out of those 518, the "Academy" could only find ten films worth nominating. That means Hollywood only did a good job 1.93% of the time last year. Try being that unproductive at your day job and see how long you last before HR staples a pink slip to your forehead. Only Hollywood would pat itself on the back for being so bad at its job. They are all idiots including all the people that watch such award show drivel.

"We want to thank all of you for watching us congratulate ourselves tonight." - Warren Beatty

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