Jokes 
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Q:what's
always coming but never arrives?
A:Tomorrow
Q:What
candy
do kids like to eat on the playground?
Q:What
insects
do well in school?
Q:What
is the
first part of a geography book?
Q: In
what
school do you learn how to greet people?
A:Hi-school
Q:why
did the
1000 year old Egyption join the PTA?
A:He heard it
was for mummies and daddy's
Q:How do
you
make a tissue dance?
Q:If you
add
399, 60, 21, 75 and 600 what would you get?
A: The wrong
answer.
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Q:What
classrooom table dosen't have any legs?
A:The
multiplacation tables.
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Q:Which
is
correct 5 plus 4 is
11 or 5 plus 4 are
11?
A: Neither 5
plus 4 is 9.
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Q: When
was
the great depression?
A: last week
when we got our report cards
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Q:Why
did
Arvin disconnect the door bell
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