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Here we present the latest works in progress.

Some are smuggled pictorial documents, some are just bold-faced lies and half-truths. Take them as they are...

Paul Hartzog's Non-Violent Space Moc Contest Is Over!

Unfortunately for Astro Lift Co., the IP560 Industrial Gungan Food Processor did not receive it's moment of glory. Ahhh well, what can ya do? (Posted: 01/07/15)

Anti-Spamcake

Grand Admrial Sandlin's Eidolon Engineering Company recently announced the discovery of anti-spamcake, enabling the development of new experimental spam/anti-spam reactors that would provide a higher output of useable energy while enabling a higher efficiency of power conversion.

The Astro Lift Company responded to the announcement that it had already developed a veggi-spam/Hostess Ding-Dong reactor to be used in it's new line of destroyers and frigates. However, the spam/anti-spam reaction would theoreticaly produce a greater amount of energy with a lower fuel consumption, so The Astro Lift Company has begun development of it's own spam/anti-spam reactor systems for it's current line of capital craft.

"Those darn Eidolon engineers!" said the head cheese of Astro Lift Co., "They keep beating us to the punch! One of these days...ONE OF THESE DAYS...uuugh..." Trev Da Man was seen shortly after taking an asprin and rubbing his temples. (Posted: 01/05/06)

To learn more about to Grand Admrial Sandlin's new discovery, clickHERE