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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Martin O'toole Gary is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Larry stops him and asks, "Hey Gary! Whatcha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife Jeanette, eh." answers Gary. "Oh!" exclaims Larry, "Good trade." "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"- Martin O'toole "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." - Dave Pemberton
"Boxing
is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up." "There's a fine
line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."- "They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken."- Martin O'toole "I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."- Bob McCaveney "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."- Ed Johnson "You ask me if I keep a
notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one." "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines".-Rob Evans "Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them".-Dave Pemberton "Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups"-Kevin Honrath "Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"- Larry Wyatt Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with - Terri HonrathIt takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!! - Kevin Honrath
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March 6th, 2008 Holy smokes it's been almost 2 years since I wrote anything on this site. I'm surprised they didn't delete it from lack of use. Anyhoo for the people that read this I've changed the email address to one that works. Drop me a line, let me know what's goin on and what you'd like to see here. I'm thinking of starting this back up, no promises though. June 7th, 2006
I really need to start doing something with this site, it's stagnating badly. I'm just too busy to work on it *cough* Ha! I kill me. Anyhoo, if you guys have any idea's drop me a line and let me know what you think I should do with it. The Management
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