I think there are holes - swisscheese type holes - larding my brain. I just bought a pair of pricey italo-designer shorts - and when I read the care instructions at home, they indicated that "the indigo dyes used in this garment should not be exposed to direct sunlight"...shorts? no sun? have I missed something? Anyways - this is a new track - with acid/glowstick overtones - go figure ::