Second - for all The Beautiful People who ain't feelin' pretty today ::
Rehab @ Home
:: Turn off all your phones. If they really need to get you, the sheriff will just knock your door down anyway. :: Candy, pot, candy, pot...that would be your routine for the next while. :: If you insist on staring into the mirror, make sure that a) the lights are on, b) the wig is off and c) you are, in fact, in your own home. :: Do your laundry - don't linger - rinse twice - and if the shakes are bad, and you can't quite get the quarters into those fucking slots, wait til like 4 a.m. to flip the load into the dryer. :: The Dryer!! :: Brush your tongue at regular intervals. :: Whatever you do, DON'T watch The View. :: Everything's gonna be just fine. Hahahahahaha.