"On January 18th 2004, Strictly Kev premiered the original 'Raiding The 20th Century' on XFM's 'The Remix' show in London. It was a 40 minute attempt to catalogue the history of cut up music - be it avant garde tape manipulation, turntable megamixes or bastard pop mash ups. It rapidly spread throughout the web and managed to cause a full scale server crash on boomselection.info when they hosted it due to the volume of net traffic."
Absolutely incredible. Stop what you're doing & listen to this ::
Wanna know what the 'real problem' is with, like, everything recently? There are too many experts. Everyone, Mullahs to Bloggers, is telling everyone else how to eat, drink, think, fuck & dress. 'Cuz you are inherently stupid, right?
Here are some pro's I could do without ::
Kathy Hilton - "How To Be A Hilton" :: But I already know why I don't want a nose-job as bad as yours. Free Will - "Free Will Astrology" :: If anything you foretold were ever, in fact, to become true, we'd all be sitting in a circle, holding hands & eating daisies. All 3 billion of us. And we're not. Anything On The Food Network :: Yeah - show me the show where they teach ya how to purge & hold yer hair back simultaneously - just like, say, Gianna DeLaurentis does - and I'll be all over it. Anne Coulter - Anything She Says :: World's First Female Ayatollah. All Those Gay Decorating Duos With TV Shows On Life Network, Discovery Channel, Etc. Etc :: Str8 people really are retarded - DON'T EVER LET A PAIR OF BITTER GAY MEN INTO YOUR HOUSE TO GIVE IT A 'MAKEOVER'. Yes - that pair of underwear is, indeed, missing. No - "tone on tone" doesn't mean anything, actually, it's more of a diversion designed to force you into focussing on Chad, while Blaine sneaks a bump of Tina in the powder room. Sylvia Browne - All Her Psychic Crap :: Doesn't the "i'm-so-bored-I-could-expire-tout-de-suite" expression give it away? Or the fact that one can't verify a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g she says? This reptilian woman currently owns the snake oil industry. Dan Savage - "Savage Love" :: Ok - first, I wanna see what his BF looks like; two - I wanna see their sex tape; three - I wanna read the pre-nup. Oprah - "Oprah" :: If she's so smart, how come she couldn't talk her way into Hermes? Hermes!?...that's like being barred from Duty Free.
:: To the fuckwad who tried to hack this site - Get a hobby. :: To the other fuckwad who tried to hack my brain - Get a grip. Been around a long, long time Darlin'. :: To any fuckwad who thinks they can hack my soul - Get a guru. I am libra, first quadrant, almost every house...k?
Peace - if you deserve it.
Friday, July 8
If I knew You Were Coming...
...I woulda cleaned the pipe. Kidding. Loves it. Anyways - here's a new sketchy mix ::
Just because you're older doesn't mean you're tired. But sometimes - it does.
Sunday, July 3
Pass The Prozac, Brooke.
Ugh. I feel as though I just gave birth - and I hate the baby. Pride in Toronto will do that to you. Some glancing thoughts, impressions, flashbacks ::
:: Make-up & Drugs prevailed. Remember - it was like Bombay hot outside. :: I met someone with a dog called Phyllis Diller. Same bark. :: New drag name - Viagra de Cialis. :: I can't show any of the pictures I took due to liability concerns. Really. :: Litchi-tinis have something else in them. :: You're not hot if you take too much g & take your shirt off everywhere & sketchout by following me around block-by-block. Ever. :: Hello Kitty.