Paris is exhausted...fuck L.A...so who's gonna marshall for Toronto? ::
:: Richard Simmons - This would work if someone dosed his waterbottle with like a litre of g. Just think for a sec.
:: Janet Reno - Oh, come on...
:: Pamela Anderson - She''d ride that Hep float like nobody's business.
:: Some Famous Gay Canadian Personality - Sorry - there are none.
:: Kevin Spacey
:: Anna Nicole Smith - "Pssst - Anna - that's a bus, not a float...stand here...yes, of course, the Ambien & Stoli are coming..."
Honestly - and I wasn't even consulted.
Wednesday, June 8
Summer Survival Checklist
:: Toxification Strategy in place. [Check] :: Footwear overview - emphasis on curb-time. [Pending] :: Him [I guess. ok - check.] :: Other options. [Always - this is moot - check.] :: Parties. [From this time onward, I offically hate parties. Unchecked. Ask me later.] :: Travel. [Mexico - for a str8 wedding - n/a.]
Thursday, June 2
Do You Feel It?
No, me neither. For me Gay Pride is all about a bunch of other guys who use a lotta hair care produck. And a lesbian motorcycle cult. However, I fully subscribe to the view that if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem - so I did a pride anthem version of a song I made & posted a few days ago ::