Ok - so if someone could please tell me what's so great about any of the following, I'd be more than a little grateful ::
:: Famous people. None whom I know ever want to party anymore. :: Theresa Kerry. She looks Mr. Magoo. :: Shredded cheese-in-a-bag. :: Sticking to your guns. No-one's paying any attention. :: Tom Ford these days. :: Most group sex - seems like there's always some highly toxic attention-seeking couple involved. :: Sunday brunch. Bad time, bad day, bad idea. :: Being gay & loving Rufus Wainwright & affecting an eating disorder. At the same time. :: Being a fully realized adult...ha - it's called "settled", ya big fucktard! :: Tooth whiten-ing. Frankly, I was hoping for a lot more....
Play it out. Try to be real. And never let neutrals take over your closet.
Monday, October 18
No - I mean the guy not only had a fully articulated hair-piece, he also altered Modern Queer Usage forever with the invention of the Exclamatory Hello ["Hello?!?", "HELLO!", "uh - hello"]. This Gay WC Fields threw lotsa confetti in str8 people's faces. And they l-o-v-e-d it. It's the one & only Rip Taylor. And now - he raps.....[courtesy Fluxblog]
* Danny Tenaglia. I saw God - what can I say.... * A lovely package from Le Wah...and how'd you know I was sensuous? * Clarins Total Wrinkle Control,YSL Clear Lip shit, and abundant pot.
* Guys who are too good to be true. * People addiction - it's the new heroin. * Harsh messages from the almighty. Actually - these are really good - but just kinda hard to take, all at once, the morning after.
* Hotness. * Being right. * Knowing what others are thinking. Cuz sometimes - they just ain't.
Saturday, October 9
Reuse, Recycle, Remix
Sometimes, it's very easy: paste the drum track from your last song, combine it with another track you had actually forgotten about, nudge the tempo, house the vibe with various orchestral bits, trim & mount amazing vocals from some recent so-so top 40 ditty atop the whole thing....and, every now & then, you end up with something that smokes ::
[I'm gonna see a certain Mr. Tenaglia this Sunday, at The Docks, in Toronto. I'll be wearing a white hat. Come & say "hi", if you're there....]
Friday, October 8
And Suddenly, You're Older.
But I'm certainly not gonna say by how much. Here are pics of La Famille doing their best to keep me from cutting. I coped by over-moisturizing. Thank god it's over. My therapist thought it would be 'healthy' to post about this ::
[He's no fucking Freud, that's for sure..]
Tuesday, October 5
Theft Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
From my own take on remix hell, have a listen to a Lower-Estrogen Miss Knowles ::