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2010-04-09T20:01:00.004-04:00

Uh - deep.

2010-03-02T06:24:00.003-05:00

The House of No

No fun, no sun, no shoes, no gun. Maybe it's just seasonal affective disorder, on an annual basis. Reading (The Kindly Ones - whoa) and drinking (Bouchard Pere & Fils Vigne de L'Enfant Jesus - luscious burgundy, double triple whoa) certainly help - but I can't quit this creeping revelation that everything - and I mean everything - is basically boring. So much for 'angst'.

Try this on for size ::

Druggy house music next time....

2010-01-09T02:10:00.003-05:00

Hello, Fool.

So far, this year, Little Chola is rockin' my world. And that's about it. Here, she shares the secrets to her total chola look and her thoughts on the apocalypse ::

Hair & Makeup

Rapture vs Apocalypse

Wait for the 'reverse topsie' moment in the 1st video, @ the 9 minute mark...wow

2009-12-20T17:15:00.000-05:00

I'm In Love

Meet Fred

2009-12-19T19:15:00.005-05:00

Things To Do.

God I hate this time of year. Who cares about the birth of Gandhi? This is my task list ::

:: I still have to cut down a turkey and decorate it. Why are you all staring at me?
:: Buy something for my Insignificant Other. This month, that would be my therapist.
:: Call my sponsor. For some reason - lonely? - she says to call her whenever I think I'm gonna drink. Duh, I know I'm gonna drink.
:: Release the Romanian orphans from my garage. What a baaaad investment.
:: Scrape all the shit off my stove. Huh? No, hotknives, stupid...
:: Plan my Easter Gala weekend - love how it kinda bookends December, coming just a week after xmas. So glad I'm not goyim.
:: Not name-dropping or anything, but me and Valerie Bertinelli are, like, tight, and we always catch-up and commiserate this time of year...I can hear the convo right now...she's gonna be all about getting fat and thin and, thus, rich - and I'm gonna tell her about getting committed/electroshocked/shaved blahblahblah. Good times, LOL, good times.

Yeah. Cuz 'Noel' rhymes with 'Hell'.

2009-11-28T11:12:00.002-05:00

Wired Hangers

Eyebrows say alot about a girl...check this out - via
Boy George ::

The Joans - Mad At The Dirt

2009-11-17T15:53:00.004-05:00

10 Things I Hate

No, it's not just you, dear ::

1. The movie Synedoche, New York. Which, as far as I can tell, is about the futility of everything. Which includes acting. Duh.

2. Parking tickets. Thousands of dollars of parking tickets.

3. Tweakers who pose as computer service technicians.... "uh, hold on, i have to find it first - no, i said call me back tomorrow if i don't call today if i remember"

4. EcoGreenHouseEmission snobs. Like they never fart.

5. People who use sex to get money from you. As in, like, friends.

6. The term "hot bod".

7. That creepy show on TLC about a boring dwarf family that has a few tall kids..."Small Legs, Big Heads", "It's A Small World - But Only For Some", "Supersize Me - Please.." - something like that. I think it's nasty and coy and disingenuous, nothing more than a freak show, which armors itself with cable-network political correctness (you know, the really dumb kind).

8. How people get sooo angry at me whenever I drive. Who doesn't get distracted?

9. Lady GagGag.

10. Mario Lopez.

2009-10-31T16:56:00.001-04:00

This...

...will blow your mind.

2009-10-12T13:57:00.004-04:00

Yikes

Everyone's worst nightmare...fire at the spa.. To make matters worse, it was co-ed, and, um, in Winnipeg.

Just stay home.

2009-09-18T21:26:00.002-04:00

Favourite Song

Everyone has one. And it's always about a guy ::

The B52's - Give Me Back My Man

2009-09-14T17:13:00.002-04:00

Whitney

You just can't hate on Ms. Houston ::

Queen of The Night (CJ MacKintosh mix)

2009-08-25T15:34:00.002-04:00

Party Pulpit

A track I did based on the, uh, sermon/lecture vox in Green Velvet's "Preacher Man" ::

preacher man (ain't enough mix)[mp3]

2009-08-15T19:29:00.001-04:00

Holy Cow

Um - ok - bad choice of words. But watch her sing::

Alice Tan Ridley

2009-07-25T21:51:00.001-04:00

Totally Totie

Before Joan, there was Totie Fields::

Totie on Ed Sillivan

2009-07-21T15:04:00.005-04:00

Television Oh My God

After a fairly long hiatus from regular boob tube viewing, I went out & bought a new tv. It is so wide I'm beginning to think that the earth is, indeed, flat. I'm confused by High Def...(what you yell to the hearing impaired)... uh, what's the point - every pore, cupcake and tear (ecce, my viewing habits) looks macro-gross. Having been absent for a while, here's what I've noticed about tv 2day ::

:: Know why there's an 'obesity epidemic'? I tell ya why... cuz, on tv, there's too much freakin' food. The Food Network should be called The Pig Network.

:: There's an awful lot of homoerotic fighting, i.e, UFC, WWE, Kill Kill Kill, whatever. As in glistening men with porn bodies in man-ties grappling/hurting each other, very fetishy - and very well lit. No. girls. what. so. ever. Hmmm. What's that all about? It's a little disturbing.

:: The BBC is a step-up. I want to live in England. The talk shows are amazing - they drink, Grace Jones shows up, people have articulate hissy fits.

:: Best moment so far - Paris Hilton, on her searching-for-human-pets show, crying in front of contestants over her photo-shopped vagina. I nearly fell off my gurney.

God bless you, Andy Warhol

2009-07-12T00:44:00.003-04:00

Brand New Boy George

No, seriously - his new song is called "Brand New". It's quite beautiful ::

Boy George "Brand New"

2009-07-10T22:34:00.002-04:00

So Cool It Hurts

Yoko Oh No ::

Death Of Samantha (via Porcupine Tree)

2009-06-30T18:37:00.000-04:00

Why I loved the 90's

So fucking smooth ::

Byron Stingily - Testify

2009-06-25T20:49:00.004-04:00

What You Need

Bad day for big hair - bye, Michael & Farah. Here's the best Crystal Waters mix, ever ::

What I Need (club mix)

2009-06-02T15:11:00.002-04:00

So Over The Rainbow

Tis the season. Yay. Suddenly I feel too fat/pale/old/skinny/alcoholic. The Biggest Gay Thing this year - and it wasn't a good thing - was....Perez Hilton. So I remixed The Supremes (their bittererer-est song) to cheer myself up ::

you keep me hangin' on (gay pride drinking mix) [wma]

2009-05-25T07:21:00.004-04:00

House & Garden

These are shots of my garden, which is finally coming into it's own. Lots of cool, tiny flowers I've never seen before. It's my 1st spring here. We're having a real spring this year, as opposed to the usual rushed Canadian thaw, with air redolent of dog shit. Beautiful - but it's alot of work. These pics don't show the bugs. That's a veggie garden in the 3rd pic. Ya - me - growing vegetables - who'd a thunk.

2009-05-01T14:47:00.002-04:00

Paris Thinks Big

Huge.

2009-04-27T15:24:00.000-04:00

Room Service

Flawless

2009-04-14T14:46:00.003-04:00

My Days Are Full

First, I'll light a spliff and catch the latest episode of Intervention. Cuz of that I know that there's just so much love in the world. And so much meth. Such a good feeling. Sometimes, I'll work on maintaining that that good feeling by listening to some folk music or whatever. Then I'll pop over to Gwyneth's Goop, to nourish my inner aspect. Apparently I'm not eating properly. Maybe I'm just kinda poor. Anyway, she has recipes from people like Mario Batali (he's fat, btw). Sometimes after that I exercise - but only just a little, cuz I still wanna feel, you know, like me?

You know?