MY  PHILOSOPHY  ON  HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,  I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ...

I don't want to get in God's way,  HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ...

My husband will never be able to find them again. 

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them when they say perma press.

I don't stress much on anything because ...

      "A" Type  personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

REMEMBER . . . .

Song playing for you ~Angel in the Morning~!

 

 

 Škorisung 2011