I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
It was 4 a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV."
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly I'm timid
Written by Liz Phair
Published by Sony/ATV Tunes LLC and Civil War Days Music (ASCAP)