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Q: WHY?
A: Why not?

Q: What do you usually do with the bag part of a milk bag after the fact? (The fact being drinking the cow product inside said bag.)
A: Typically they are recycled, though I have seen some people use them for freezer bags. Sometime we joke around and say that they're poor people's condoms.

Q: That's super expensive!
A: Take mind of exchange rates.

Q: What money do you use in canada, anyway?
A: Canadian currency.

Q: How is the milk bag better than the milk carton or jug?
A: I don't know. It seems as though they are easier to recycle, more enviromentally friendly.

Q: Where did the milk bag originate?
A: I don't know. I read somewhere that it was like, Greenland or something. I'll have to look into that.

Q: Who invented the milk bag?
A: ... I don't know. I don't think it was 'someone'. Probably a group of crazy hippies.

Q: Are all milk bags the same size?
A: Yeah, pretty much. Unless you count those drinkable milk pouches we all used to drink when we were little at school. But that's a whole other species of milk bag compared to what this site is about.

Q: Does the milk stay fresher?
A: Not anymore than it would in a jug.

Q: Wait, do you leave the milk bag open? You don't seal it? Don't cockroaches get in?
A: It's a small hole cut in the corner of the bag...
Q: Yeah, but still. Small roaches can get in, no?
A: Yeah, I guess. If I had roaches that might be of concern.

Q: It looks like a bag of cocaine
A: Okay.

Q: I think milk bags would cause more problems. See, someone can accidently throw the jug and it wouldn't spill easily. The milk bag would (if it were already open) and SPLASH. - it would create a mess.
A: How can you accidently throw a milk bag anyway?
Q: *walks into the kitchen* Hmm...some milk with donuts would be nice! *grabs the pitcher. it slips* WHOOPS.
A: They're not soap. They're usually pretty well into the pitcher. And then you have the weight of the bag.
Q: So they're not slippery?
A: No.
Q: Oh...

Q: Do you have jugs?
Q: In Canada
Q: ...that sounds horrible
Q: Do they sell jugs there is what I really meant. And I don't mean prostitutes either.
A: They might sell them specialty.
Q: Do you know if they're more expensive than milk bags?
A: If they were cheaper, I think we'd carry them like everyone else.

Q: AREN'T THEY DANGEROUS TO LITTLE CHILDREN?!
A: Not anymore than Michael Jackson. And you can take that whatever way you want.

Q: Does milk in a bag work easier than milk from a jug when shooting a milk saturated porn?
A: Good possibilty.

Q: Do they have ebonics in Canada?
Q: And if they do, do they say "wud de fook is dat shit aboot?"
A: ...Why are you asking me this?
Q: Just trying to imagine a ghetto-Canadian asking for milk at a convience store.

Q: Do you have to wait in long lines at Canadian hospitals?
A: Uh?
Q: You know, just in case you get milk poisoning.

Q: Do they have pine trees in Canada?
Q: And do they have Arab cab cars with pine smelling air freshner?
A: What the hell?
Q: Just wondering.






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